#I jest… unless

[tealfling]

I really like the interpretation that Astarion's so full of shit when he throws the corny, totally fake, "I've been waiting since the moment the moment I laid eyes on you..." Line.

Like "har har, the moment he holds a knife to your throat?"

Yeah. The moment he throws you on the ground and holds a knife to your throat. In an unfamiliar place after a traumatic experience. Where you have a knife to your throat and your body is going through a danger response. With your adrenaline spiked. And your blood pounding in your ear. And your neck. Right where Astarion's holding you. Right near his face. Where he can smell you. Sense it gushing through you.

I'm sure the man that spends the rest of the game telling you how delicious you smell (and taste if you let him) didn't have some small fraction of something awaken in him in that moment. I'm not thinking about this right now. It's probably nothing.

[rebouks]

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[Robin knew he probably shouldn’t, but with the memory of his nightmare and Alex still lingering at the back of his mind, he turned his back on the others to follow the mysteriously insistent butterfly]

Robin: So, it does exist…

...

Robin: Weird…

...

Dr. Abbott: Back again?

Robin: Wha-.. aaaahhhhh!

[pineappical]

ted lasso gotchis... 🥚

[frenchiepal]

the semester is coming to an end! not fast enough though!

[ihateleviack]

Ref:

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the ultimate Creechur....

[leadandblood]

post your favourite background cold boy to confuse the new fans. Here's mine

[mutantmorphingpotions]

STRAIGHT LIQOUR. Full on. Are you kidding me, anything called 'a little pick me up' is gonna be STRAIGHT LIQOUR.

The Member of your Dnd Larp Group that brings the tequila shots.

[vanmarkus]

not to speculate but if it turns out to be some random woman that Eddie just thinks looks like Shannon only to be revealed at the end of the ep that it was just his guilt and they put another actress in Devin's place I'll be howling... even worse if she had a twin that we never heard of... god this show is bonkers

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

I uhh… I that naga story awakened something in me when you were describing the readers friends being digested.

[devotion-disorder]

u got WHAT in the WHAT

yeah so basically i got my Panic in the Disco. My Chemical in the Romance. my Para in the more, even.

(jkjk this is what anon is talking about)

[pineappical]

I may have assumed that fluttershy was like a plush toy that he was holding.

my first idea actually was just a plushie! but then i was like. horse 🐎

oh and also it was supposed to be twilight at first too

[chalkscrub]

can you BELIEVE this!!!!! our new guy!!!!!

[gravehags]

copia to the group chat about natalie and they’re all like “yeah bitch we know 🙄” but terzo demands pics for proof. when natalie sends one and terzo goes “going into the spank bank, grazie bella” copia shouts MOTHERFUCKER so loud 3 passing siblings knock on his office door to check on him

[cadoodledoodleydoo]

. ✦Yeah, it's hard to be someone and it hurts to be nobody..★⋆ 　

The gesture is so simple, and you know why he’s doing it, but it makes you want to break down. But, for now, you’ll take the embrace for what it is.  @tellotech ⟡ His stare shifted into a glare the longer he looked. He wasn't able to place the source of his irritation, but he was certain that you didn't cause it. @bbgtech-9000

[pyrotechnicdarts]

if vex doesnt peg percy onscreen in season 3 then whats even the point